Sunday, 6 April 2008

Jesus: The eldest son

Remember Da Vinci Code?

Remember all the shit about Jesus' brother's coffin being found?

Remember the controversies?

'Cause, htf could Jesus have a brother? *gasp,shudder,gasp*

This is a direct quote from Matthew 13, King James' Version of the Bible.
[54] And when he was come into his own country, he taught them in their synagogue, insomuch that they were astonished, and said, Whence hath this man this wisdom, and these mighty works?
[55] Is not this the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren, James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas?

Y'know, if the sods had just read the damned book...

3 comments:

Rhea Silvia said...

hee! But it is a true.

rukmini said...

Oh crap-a-doodle-doo,
These Americans, I tell you!

Scan that for me? :P

Rhea Silvia said...

Not a scan. In the net-version of King James'.