Misanthropy

The Misanthrope, before the Rhetoric & Composition test: Shon, tui jodi, by any chance amar pashe boshish.

RS: No way.

TM: Shon na. If you do, tahole mone rakhbi, you're my best friend.

RS: Fuck off.

TM: (to The Soliloquist) Tui jodi amar pashe boshish...

TS: Ami RS-er pashe boshchhi.

TM: Jodi teenjon pashapashi boshte dey...

TS: Tahole ami, RS ar rukmini boshbo.

TM: Tao, jodi boshish, mone rakhbi, tui amar best friend.

TS: Hain, hain.

TM (undaunted, to rukmini): Chiku, tui amar chhotobelar bondhu...

That's all folks.