The Tag That's Been Taken Off Rimi's Blog

If I were:

beginning, I would be: boring

month, I would be: November in Lolegaon.

day of the week, I would be: Monday after a late-night Sunday adda.

time of day, I would be: the hot, breathless afternoons of dog-day summer.

planet, I would be: Uranus, tilted and bedecked in Shakespearean motifs.

season, I would be: bitter winter.

sea animal, I would be: a blue whale.

direction, I would be: confusing.

piece of furniture, I would be: an old-fashioned arm-chair with long extendable arms.

sin, I would be: pride.

liquid, I would be: deep, murky.

fraud/scare, I would be: innane.

gem, I would be: flawed.

tree, I would be: water-consuming and stingy with flowers.

tool, I would be: two-edged.

kind of weather, I would be: the wind that just flipped your umbrella inside out.

musical instrument, I would be: a broken guitar.

animal, I would be: a dog that bit everyone but its master/mistress.

emotion, I would be: wry amusement.

vegetable, I would be: potatoes.

sound, I would be: the suppressed sob.

element, I would be: air.

car, I would be: large and oddly-uncomfortable.

song, I would be: “Boulevard of Broken Dreams”.

food, I would be: chicken kebabs (any kind).

place, I would be: (not) home sweet home.

material, I would be: denim.

taste, I would be: bitter-sweet.

scent, I would be: musk.

religion, I would be: vague and intellectual.

sentence, I would be: complex.

facial expression, I would be: shark smile.

subject in college, I would be: the one everyone avoids till the eleventh hour.

shape, I would be: geodic.

quantity, I would be: lots.

colour, I would be: black shot with scarlet.

thing, I would be: dry half-filled refill.

landmass, I would be: a precipice.

book, I would be: Atlas Shrugged.

monument, I would be: Alexander’s tomb.

artist, I would be: unappreciated.

collection of poems, I would be: unpublished.

watch, I would be: early.

god, I would be: causing troubles for every immortal I’m related to.

vowel, I would be: A.

consonant, I would be: B.

formula, I would be: C + O2 = CO2.

Science, I would be: zoology.

theory, I would be: shaky.

famous person, I would be: hitting the paparazzi.

electronic equipment, I would be: cheap and throw-away.

sport, I would be: ludo.

movie, I would be: Brokeback Mountain.

cartoon, I would be: ask The Racoon Lord to draw me, why don’t you?.

explorer, I would be: dead during the first expedition.

scientist, I would be: dead/maimed during a lab explosion.

relation, I would be: the prodigal.

river, I would be: rain-swollen.

intoxication, I would be: tasteless and hangover-inducing.

alone, I would be: bored.

question, then I would be: rhetorical.

hobby, I would be: absorbing.

habit, I would be: neurotic.

end, I would be: unsatisfactory.